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  • I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s upgrading from the bottom of their heart to the top! 🎩💖 Watch out world, we’ve got a gratitude trendsetter on our hands! 😉🌟 #LevelingUp #HeartfeltThanks”

  • Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁‍♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife”

  • Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

    Commentary:
    “Shoutout to those 60-second authentication codes for turning my everyday life into a high-stakes espionage thriller 🕵️‍♂️💥 Who knew typing in numbers could be so exhilarating? Feeling like a secret agent in my own backyard! 🏡🔒 #LifeOfACodeCracker”

  • And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas 🍷🌊 Let’s keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now 😉🌍”

  • Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

    Commentary:
    “Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it’s a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService”

  • Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a personal organizer when you’ve got Tetris skills to pack a freezer like a pro! 🕹️❄️ Don’t worry, your frozen peas won’t be sliding around once you’ve nailed that perfect Tetris fit! 😉 #MasterFreezerPacker”

  • I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, you don’t know how to thank me? Well, last time I checked, money talks! 💸💁‍♂️ Don’t worry, I accept payments in cash, check, or even a bag of tacos! 🌮😉”

  • All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry, we are currently at full capacity for annoyance 🙅‍♀️. Please try again in the next lifetime, thank you for your non-interest! 😂 #NoRoomForAnnoyance”

  • We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s give a round of applause to the unsung heroes, nipples! 🙌 Without them, breasts would just be circles…talk about a ‘nipple-ation’ of purpose! 😂”

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