28 Funny thank quotes

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Don't rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025