Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Commentary:
“Who needs a personal organizer when you’ve got Tetris skills to pack a freezer like a pro! 🕹️❄️ Don’t worry, your frozen peas won’t be sliding around once you’ve nailed that perfect Tetris fit! 😉 #MasterFreezerPacker”

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