Funny time-wasting quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an AI summary.

  Commentary:
  "Skipping the meeting and just reading the AI summary: the ultimate act of efficiency 💡🤖 Who needs small talk when you have algorithms, am I right? 😂 #AIForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an unread email.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stay awake during yet another unnecessary meeting like… 💤💻 #EmailsOverMeetings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"

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