Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? šļøāāļøšš±" Related funny posts š¤ I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. Now that I have a standing desk, Iām adding manual labor to my resume. Being insane should at least burn calories. Carrying a conversation counts as cardio. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.