Funny tour quotes

• Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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  1 month ago

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• Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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  2 months ago

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• They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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  2 months ago

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• Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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  2 months ago

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• Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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  2 months ago

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• Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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  4 months ago

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