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Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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That's one veteran that never saw any action! 🍌🪖

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged active, active duty, after, combat, combat deployment, condom, deployment, duty, humor, retirement, tour, wallet, wallet condom on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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