Skip to content
Wordgag ツ
8,000+ funny quotes
Menu
Wordgag ツ
8,000+ funny quotes
Home
Random
humor
irony
relationship
just
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
technology
want
someone
parenting
need
think
sleep
never
self-deprecation
family
Funny quotes
trade
Funny trade quotes
God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”
2 months ago
Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.
3 months ago
I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”
3 months ago
My life coach traded me.
3 months ago