Funny trade quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs step goals when you can aim for sitting records? 🛋️😂 Say goodbye to tracking your steps and hello to tracking your relaxation levels! Time to sit back, relax, and let that Sitbit do all the work 😎🪑"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My life coach traded me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your life coach upgraded to a higher maintenance client! 🔄💁‍♂️ Time to find a new coach who won't trade you in for the latest model. #LifeCoachProblems 😄🏃‍♂️

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