Funny trade quotes

God: "I told you to love thy neighbor - not start trade wars with them."

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My life coach traded me.

My life coach traded me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025