Funny trade quotes

• “I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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  3 weeks ago

  apple, Apple Music, called, consumerism, disgusted, ethical, ethical consumerism, fair, fair trade, humor, i, mom-and-pop, music, music platform, platform, sarcasm, service, Spotify, still, streaming, streaming service, trade

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  1 month ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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  2 months ago

  balance, being, conversation, crazy, dynamic, female, female friendship, friendship, friendship dynamic, humor, insane, insanity, later, minutes, normal, personality, relationship, taking, thirty, trade, turn-taking

• Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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  2 months ago

  back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why

• God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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  2 months ago

  advice, God, humor, i, irony, love, neighbor, relationship, start, told, trade, war, wars

• Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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  2 months ago

  exercise, FitBit, fitness, humor, laziness, lifestyle, Sitbit, trade

• I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, animal, car, cars, front, going, horse, humor, i, know, river, stop, trade, transportation

• My life coach traded me.

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  2 months ago

  coach, coaching, humor, irony, life, life coach, me, relationships, self-help, trade

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