Funny trade quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs step goals when you can aim for sitting records? 🛋️😂 Say goodbye to tracking your steps and hello to tracking your relaxation levels! Time to sit back, relax, and let that Sitbit do all the work 😎🪑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life coach traded me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your life coach upgraded to a higher maintenance client! 🔄💁‍♂️ Time to find a new coach who won't trade you in for the latest model. #LifeCoachProblems 😄🏃‍♂️

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