My life coach traded me. Commentary:Looks like your life coach upgraded to a higher maintenance client! 🔄💁♂️ Time to find a new coach who won't trade you in for the latest model. #LifeCoachProblems 😄🏃♂️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 My life coach told me I didn’t make the team. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit. A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach. Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.
