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Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Making waves on Twitch:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Spotted on Messenger:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Breaking via TikTok:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Live now on Pinterest:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Live now on WeChat:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Breaking via WeChat:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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