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Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,662

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Going viral on WeChat:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Going viral on YouTube:

If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Just landed via Instagram:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I would prefer not to.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Trending via WeChat:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Seen just now on Discord:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on Discord this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Social media may have been a mistake.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

I have friends in high places (birds).

67 shares on Slack this month:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

41 shares on X this month:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Salary week, but salary weak.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,265

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Trending via Instagram:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Shared recently on X:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Spotted on Threads:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Going viral on Threads:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Trending via Pinterest:

People should come with warning labels.

Just shared via YouTube:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Just shared via Slack:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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