I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.