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Funny true crime quotes

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025