11 Funny true crime quotes — Wordgag ツ

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

3 months ago3 months ago

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

5 months ago5 months ago

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

5 months ago5 months ago

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Jan 27, 2025

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Jan 27, 2025

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Jan 27, 2025

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Jan 26, 2025

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Jan 26, 2025

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Jan 24, 2025

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Jan 24, 2025

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Jan 23, 2025