Funny unexpected situation quotes

• We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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  1 week ago

  cake, exaggeration, food, food shortage, house, humor, i, middle, never, perish, shortage, situation, snowstorm, survival, unexpected, unexpected situation, winter

• You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

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  1 month ago

  beautiful, beauty, combative, contrast, detained, humor, interaction, personality, personality contrast, questioning, sarcasm, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

• This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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  1 month ago

  bathroom, bathroom mirror, draw, every, finger, finger gun, gun, guns, humor, just, know, mirror, morning, never, practice, quick, quick draw, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

• Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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  1 month ago

  allergy, baseball, baseball game, event, experience, food, food allergy, funny observation, game, having, head, humor, imagine, observation, past, peanut, peanut allergy, people, rattlesnake, situation, sports, sports event, unexpected, unexpected situation, wild, wild experience

• I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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  1 month ago

  deer, drinking, funny incident, humor, i, incident, nose, officer, red, shiny, shiny nose, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation, wildlife

• Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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  1 month ago

  again, animal, animal reference, chicken, food, funny moment, grocery, grocery store, holding, humor, moment, reference, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, Simba, situation, store, unexpected, unexpected situation

• Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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  2 months ago

  clumsy, date, flip, food, food mishap, funny moment, hair, hair flip, humor, just, mishap, moment, onion, onion ring, playful, ring, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

• Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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  4 months ago

  exaggeration, fruit, giving, humor, lemon, lemons, life, me, situation, throwing, unexpected, unexpected situation, watermelon

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