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Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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Trending via WeChat:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Just landed via Threads:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Just landed via Discord:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Just landed via Telegram:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Making waves on Discord:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Funny unexpected situation quotes

Funny unexpected situation quotes bring a burst of laughter when life throws curveballs 🎢😂. They capture those moments that catch us off guard and turn confusion into comedy 🤯➡️🤣. Perfect for brightening your day or sharing with friends who appreciate a good surprise punchline 🎉👀. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort—because life’s funniest stories often come from the most unplanned moments! 🎭✨

New funny unexpected situation quotes 👇

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

3 weeks ago

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You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

3 weeks ago

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

3 weeks ago

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

4 weeks ago

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

1 month ago

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

1 month ago

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

1 month ago

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

1 month ago

exaggeration, fruit, giving, humor, lemon, lemons, life, me, situation, throwing, unexpected, unexpected situation, watermelon

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Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

65 shares on Threads this month:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

97 shares on X this month:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Spotted on WeChat:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Going viral on Slack:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Just shared via Discord:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Seen just now on Discord:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Just landed via WeChat:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Seen just now on Threads:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Going viral on Threads:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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