We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll have to settle for a snowcone instead of a cake slice πβοΈπ° Related funny posts π€ I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. βThis would be better if there was cakeβ really does ring true in any situation. She was my chai, I was her cake rusk. Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake? My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.