Commentary:
Looks like someone's swiping skills were just too hot to handle 🔥🔓 No worries, just call yourself a Tinder pro and wear that lock-out badge with pride! 💪😄
Funny unusual quotes
I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"
Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"
I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make some noise while doing math! 🎶🧮 Who needs numbers when you've got rhythm, right? This abacus is about to drop the hottest beat of the ancient world! 💃🔥 #OldSchoolGroove"