Funny unusual quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like your boss really rocks! Just hope he doesn't leave you between a rock and a hard place 😅🪨🌘"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

  Commentary:
  🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's swiping skills were just too hot to handle 🔥🔓 No worries, just call yourself a Tinder pro and wear that lock-out badge with pride! 💪😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

  Commentary:
  "Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to make some noise while doing math! 🎶🧮 Who needs numbers when you've got rhythm, right? This abacus is about to drop the hottest beat of the ancient world! 💃🔥 #OldSchoolGroove"

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