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Funny unusual quotes

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

5 days ago

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

3 months ago

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

3 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

3 months ago

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

3 months ago