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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Going viral on Instagram:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Trending via WeChat:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Shared recently on Slack:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Just landed via Threads:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Breaking via Reddit:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Making waves on Twitch:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Funny unusual quotes

Funny unusual quotes are like unexpected bursts of laughter 🎉 that catch you off guard and brighten your day 😄. These quirky gems 💎 mix wit and weirdness in the best way, making everyday moments way more entertaining 🤪. Ready to dive into some delightfully odd and hilarious wisdom? Let’s get those giggles going! 😂✨

New funny unusual quotes 👇

4 weeks ago
Share →: Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Commentary:
"Seems like your boss really rocks! Just hope he doesn't leave you between a rock and a hard place 😅🪨🌘"
4 months ago
Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Commentary:
🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's swiping skills were just too hot to handle 🔥🔓 No worries, just call yourself a Tinder pro and wear that lock-out badge with pride! 💪😄
6 months ago
Share →: I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make some noise while doing math! 🎶🧮 Who needs numbers when you've got rhythm, right? This abacus is about to drop the hottest beat of the ancient world! 💃🔥 #OldSchoolGroove"