My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it's for him.

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Commentary:
🐶💁‍♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Commentary:
Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager