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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Live now on Snapchat:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Going viral on Slack:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Trending via Discord:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Breaking via WeChat:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Making waves on WeChat:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Just shared via Discord:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Spotted on Snapchat:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Just shared via Facebook:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Spotted on Telegram:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Just shared via Instagram:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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