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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Live now on Reddit:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just shared via Discord:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Making waves on TikTok:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Just shared via Slack:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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31 shares on Reddit this month:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

36 shares on Threads this month:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

33 shares on Slack this month:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Spotted on Threads:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Shared recently on Threads:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Freshly posted on X:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Trending via Instagram:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Going viral on Instagram:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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