How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Commentary:
Sounds like my room cleaning plan too: step 4, wake up surrounded by "important" treasures! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜