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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Funny walking away quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just need to hit the exit door 🚪😂 Whether you’re dodging drama or making a stylish escape 🕺💨, these witty lines add a splash of humor to saying goodbye. Perfect for sharing when you need that sassy send-off or just want to laugh while you walk away with flair! 😎👋✨

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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