There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mastering the art of the ninja exit, leaving drama and noise in the dust π₯·πͺπ¨ Related funny posts π€ Me, telling my kids weβre leaving in 30 minutes: Weβre leaving in 5 minutes. Not going is the new leaving early. Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers. Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go. Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.