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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Shared recently on Facebook:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

77 shares on TikTok this month:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

51 shares on X this month:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

32 shares on X this month:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Making waves on WeChat:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Just landed via Messenger:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Making waves on Messenger:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Making waves on Reddit:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Making waves on Slack:

Double chins are better than double faces.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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