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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Trending via Instagram:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Going viral on Instagram:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Breaking via Telegram:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Spotted on Instagram:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Just shared via Instagram:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Going bananas on Twitch:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Trending via X:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Live now on Telegram:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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