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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Live now on Pinterest:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Making waves on Snapchat:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Just shared via WeChat:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Social Media Log 💫

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Just landed via Facebook:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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