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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

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