When they ask β€œhow was your weekend?” answer β€œbetter than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Commentary:
"When they ask 'how was your weekend?' just reply 'better than yours' with a wink πŸ˜‰ and hold that eye contact like a boss! 😎 Who needs modesty when you've got sass, right? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ"