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54 Funny worry quotes

Funny worry quotes 😂 are like little nuggets of humor that turn your stress into giggles. 🌟 Whether you’re fretting about lost socks 🧦 or a missed bus 🚌, these witty quips remind you not to take life too seriously. They offer a cheeky twist on anxiety, proving that laughter is the best distraction from life’s little hiccups. So, let these lighthearted lines be your comedic companions on the rollercoaster of worry! 🎢😄

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Posted on6 months ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Posted on6 months ago

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Posted on6 months ago

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Posted onFeb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 10, 2025

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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