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4 months ago
Share →: If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Commentary:
Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight
4 months ago
Share →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Commentary:
"Don't fret! 🌟 The cavalry is on its way in the form of three mighty warriors: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! ⚔️ Brace yourselves for the impending arrival of the weekend heroes! 💥"
4 months ago
Share →: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Commentary:
"Who knew worrying had such a high success rate? 🤔 Maybe I should worry more about winning the lottery! 💸😅 Watch out, universe, here comes my worry game strong! 🌟 #WorryChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Commentary:
"Don't fret, you're right on track in life! Just remember, it's all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between optimism and anxiety – it's like a never-ending debate between a carefree surfer and a cautious meteorologist. In this case, it seems Anxiety always has a well-prepared rebuttal ready to rain on Me's parade. It's like a comedy duo where Anxiety is the straight-faced realist and Me is the eternal optimist, setting the stage for some truly unexpected plot twists. Who knew that asking 'what can possibly go wrong' would end up being
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Commentary:
"Life is all about balance – some days we're carefree 🌞, and other days we're wide awake worrying about everything under the moon 🌝! Embrace the rollercoaster ride of life, and remember, coffee is always there to help with the awake days ☕️😄!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Commentary:
Ah, Sunday – the day when we trade relaxation for overthinking and turn leisure into a worry-filled adventure 🤔💭 Embrace the creativity in your fretting and let your anxious ideas flourish like wildflowers on a sunny day! Remember, worrying is just brainstorming potential solutions in advance 😉🌼 #SundayVibes #InnovativeAnxiety
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Commentary:
"Life hack: Solving the awkward small talk dilemma one cozy day at a time 🏡 Just add pajamas and Netflix for maximum avoidance success! 💁‍♂️ #HomebodyWinning"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-polite approach to become the subject of someone's affection. 😄 Smooth moves, smooth talking—hoping to be the smooth operator of hearts! ❤️ Go ahead, take a seat in the 'Desire Zone' and let the charming games begin! 🎭"