Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.