Funny wrap quotes

• A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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  1 month ago

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• 4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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  2 months ago

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• We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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  2 months ago

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• I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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  2 months ago

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• ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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  2 months ago

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• How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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  2 months ago

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• Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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  6 months ago

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