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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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