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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.