BOISE—In a groundbreaking move against intellectual engagement, local man Jeremy Fluster announced he has officially severed ties with his own thought process. “Who needs forethought? I’m all about foreaction,” said Fluster, triumphantly claiming his impulsiveness has already led to numerous thrilling conversations about sea creatures on subway trains.
Fluster confirmed that, much like his own internal musings, settings can achieve maximum intrigue by excluding planning. “It makes breakfast a wild ride,” reported Fluster’s roommate, who noted that Jeremy buttered his cereal and poured orange juice into his coffee weekly. “You should see his tax deductions.”
Future plans include campaigning for ‘Surprise Day’, a proposed celebration where rational thinking takes a 24-hour leave of absence. “Join the movement,” Fluster chuckled. “No thought, all action. Just don’t ask me what the movement’s about. We’ll find out together.”