New funny childhood quotes

• Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

• I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

• Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

• “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

• Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

• A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

• Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

• Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

• Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

• Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Top funny childhood quotes

• I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

• When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

• I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

• Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

• I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

• Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

• Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

• I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Popular funny childhood quotes

• Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

• A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

• We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

• My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

• Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

• My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

• It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

• They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

• Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

More funny childhood quotes

• Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

• Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

• Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

• Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

• When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

• I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

• You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Witty childhood quotes

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

• Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

• Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

• Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

• I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

• My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

• I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

• I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

• Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

• One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Funny childhood quotes remind us that while we were small, our ideas were big — and usually made no sense 😂. Whether it was strange fashion choices 👕, bizarre games 🏃‍♂️, or wild misconceptions about how the world worked 🌎, childhood delivered endless comedy 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who loves laughing at the adorable nonsense we all believed as kids 🙃. So embrace the nostalgia, laugh at the innocence, and enjoy the funny trip down memory lane 🤪!