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  • Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

    Commentary:
    When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary school—nobody can top that level of dominance! 🏆😎🎉

  • Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

    Commentary:
    “Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations”

  • Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

    Commentary:
    “Hey, ‘weird freak’ is just another way of saying ‘limited edition’! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind”

  • We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we’re gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡”

  • Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored”

  • All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

    Commentary:
    “When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it’s gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching”

  • Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

    Commentary:
    “😂 When a toddler says ‘make me an offer,’ you better have cookies ready or be prepared for a kindergarten coup! 🍪👶💼”

  • Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles”

  • Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

    Commentary:
    “Back then, sneaking in a phone felt like we were on an undercover mission! 🎒📱😎 #SecretAgentVibes”

  • Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

    Commentary:
    “Work smarter, not harder… or just leave early! 😂💼 Don’t worry, it’s never too late to embrace your inner ‘early leaver’ dreams! 🕒👩‍💼 #WorkLifeBalanceGoals”

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