New funny conversation quotes

• I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

• If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

• I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

• Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

• Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

• Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

• I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

• Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

• Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

• Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Top funny conversation quotes

• Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

• I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

• That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

• I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

• Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

• I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

• Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

• If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

• Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

• The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Popular funny conversation quotes

• My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

• “You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

• I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

• Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

• I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

• Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

• (Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

• Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

• A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

More funny conversation quotes

• I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

• When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

• Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

• Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

• “Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

• I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

• Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

• Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

• I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

• Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Witty conversation quotes

• Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

• Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

• Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

• You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

• Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

• On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

• When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

• Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

• I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

• I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Funny conversation quotes remind us that no matter how well we think we communicate, talking often leads to unplanned hilarity 🤣. From answering questions nobody asked 🤷‍♀️ to awkward silences that feel like an eternity ⏳, conversations are packed with comedy gold 🎭. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever walked away from a chat thinking, “Did I really say that?” 😬. So keep talking, keep laughing, and enjoy the wonderfully weird world of conversations 🤪!