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When words fail, the lips prevail! 😘💋
346 Funny conversation quotes
Today I spoke to an older male lawyer in the same tone he was using with me. Do y’all wanna guess whether he liked that?
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Looks like someone just discovered the magical art of giving a taste of their own medicine! 👩⚖️🔄👨⚖️💥
It is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. This is kind of what makes life worth living.
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Looks like the secret ingredient to a happy life is a sprinkle of weirdness with friends! 😂🤪👯♂️
Do y’all remember the shame of reading fanfiction before it was normalized? Like, ‘Damn, I used to hide in the shadows, and now we’re just talking about it everywhere.’
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Reading fanfiction used to be my ninja training for stealth mode, and now I'm out here proudly waving my bookmark like a flag 😂📚👀
I love when someone says, “This is gonna sound weird,” because finally we’re getting somewhere.
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Finally, we're on the express train to Weirdsville! 🚂😆✨
The second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.
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When you become everyone's favorite chat buddy the moment you press play 😂🎧💬
It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot, and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.
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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
Realizing mid-convo that this is their final episode in my life.
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Sounds like it's time for them to join the cast of "No More Seasons" 🍿🚪👋
If you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why I said a weird thing, just know, I am also thinking the same.
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Guess we're both left wondering why my brain decided to go on a solo adventure! 🤔😂
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation.
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Cats are basically the masters of 'Irish exit' and I think I just unlocked level feline in my social skills! 🐈⬛😂👋