New funny entertainment quotes

• Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

• What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

• Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

• Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

• Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

• I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

• Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

• Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

• You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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• There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

• A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

• My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

• Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

• “You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

• As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

• My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

• My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

• Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

• I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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• The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

• Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

• Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

• Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

• Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

• My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

• Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

• I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

• Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

• America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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• Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

• Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

• It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

• People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

• Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

• My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

• I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

• Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

• I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

• For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Witty entertainment quotes

• Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

• I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

• Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

• The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

• Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

• Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

• I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Funny entertainment quotes remind us that when it comes to having fun, we have endless options — most of them hilariously pointless 😂. Whether it’s watching ridiculous reality TV 🎤, obsessing over viral trends 📱, or getting sucked into the weirdest corners of the internet 🤯, entertainment always keeps life interesting 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever wasted hours in the name of “just relaxing” 🙃. So grab your popcorn, embrace the distractions, and enjoy the endless comedy that is modern entertainment 🤪!