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Who knew paying for one subscription meant unlocking the secret menu of subscriptions? 🍿🔐😂
221 Funny entertainment quotes
Remembering when The Walking Dead killed off Carl because his actor turned 18, and they didn’t wanna pay him an adult salary.
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Guess Carl learned the hard way that growing up is truly the scariest thing in a zombie apocalypse! 😅🎂🧟♂️
Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.
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Sounds like a full-time job with no paid vacation 😂👶❤️
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
They need to make movies where nothing important happens while I’m looking at my phone.
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This is why popcorn comes with a built-in "rewind" button 🍿🔄🍿
The cinema vibe is my favorite. You literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.
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Lost in the popcorn void, emerging only for overpriced snacks 🍿🎬😄
Why do people with a cough go to the movies instead of to the doctor?
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Because they think their coughs deserve an audience! 😂🎬🩺
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭
Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service.
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Netflix: where your "to watch" list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜🍿
The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.
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I guess Netflix has figured out my secret dual identity as a rom-com lover with a hidden passion for alien documentaries. 🍿👽😂