50+ Funny Experience Quotes That Prove Learning The Hard Way Is The Funniest Way

New funny experience quotes

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  The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic social media paradox: more fame, more stress, and more need for caffeine! ☕📱😅

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  They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

  Commentary:
  Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂

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  Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

  Commentary:
  Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! 🏖️🚿😴

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  Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

  Commentary:
  When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯

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  I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅

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  Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

  Commentary:
  Packing boxes and hunting for lost socks: a true horror movie disguised as moving day! 📦🧦😱

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  Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

  Commentary:
  When your card declines and you secretly wonder if it went on a spontaneous vacation without you 😂💳✈️

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  This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect recipe for a "What just happened?" casserole! 🤪🎢🎉

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  I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

  Commentary:
  My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑

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  In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it weird how my opinions age like fine wine, while disagreements turn into sour grapes? 🍷😆

Top funny experience quotes

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  After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

  Commentary:
  Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra—wash one, and two more appear! 🍽️🧼💦

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  Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

  Commentary:
  Relocating: the ultimate test of patience and Tetris skills 🎮📦😩

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  Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you gained some infernal project management skills! 🔥😅👷‍♂️

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  Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

  Commentary:
  When your water bottle auditions for Niagara Falls in your bag 😂💦👜

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  I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

  Commentary:
  Guess I've unlocked the "mystery character" achievement in real life! 🎭🕵️‍♂️✨

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  Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

  Commentary:
  Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube ☀️💻🧊

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  No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

  Commentary:
  I'm starting a petition for a diploma in adulting! 😂📜 #GraduatedInLifeLessons

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  Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

  Commentary:
  Who knew trying to reach "@" would feel like running a marathon with one thumb? 🏃‍♀️📧😅

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  My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

  Commentary:
  Silent car rides should be the new luxury service! 🚗🤫🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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  My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my résumé doubles as a list of past traumas I somehow survived! 😂📜✌️

Popular funny experience quotes

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  They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

  Commentary:
  Life's true curriculum: mastering the art of navigating sticky menus and deciphering cryptic specials! 🍽️😂

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  Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

  Commentary:
  Guess my nose is just part of the home team 🤷‍♂️🏠👃

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  You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

  Commentary:
  Oh, dealing with sisterly anger – it's like a crash course in emotional navigation! 🚣‍♀️💥💁‍♀️ No one can press your buttons quite like a sister can, am I right? It's a special kind of fury that only siblings can understand. Just remember, beneath the storm, there's always a deep bond that no argument can unravel. 💖😂 #SisterlyLove #EmotionalWhirlwind

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  Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

  Commentary:
  "Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter"

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  Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

  Commentary:
  "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, lost the T-shirt, found the T-shirt, lost it again… sounds like a never-ending cycle of life's lessons! 🤦‍♂️🔄 #LifeLessons #NeverLearn"

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  Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

  Commentary:
  "Sex without love is like eating a cupcake without icing – still delicious, just missing that extra sweet touch! 😜💕 Who needs love when you've got some good ol' fun, am I right?"

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  You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖"

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  Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

  Commentary:
  "Restaurants be like: 'Live in the moment…but first, here's our QR code for all the digital fun!' 📱🍽️ #IronyAlert #ModernDining"

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  The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old wisdom of appreciating the forbidden fruit! 🍎🤣 That mysterious allure of someone else's snack always seems to make it taste just a bit sweeter, doesn't it? Just like how the neighbor's grass always looks greener… and their lunch always looks yummier! 🍔😋 #FoodEnvy #TasteOfTemptation

More funny experience quotes

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  There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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  You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the horror! The silent scream as the poster makes its untimely descent in the dead of night 🙀. Who knew that a harmless piece of paper could unleash such terror upon the unsuspecting sleeper? Keep an eye out for those rebellious wall decorations, they may just be plotting their nighttime escape! 🖼️💥😱"

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  I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to act normal is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole – it just doesn't work! 🤪 Embrace your quirks and let your unique self shine, it's way more fun that way! 🌟 #NormalIsOverrated"

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  The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a workout when you can just take your kids shopping? 💪🛒💸 Just kidding, maybe online shopping is the way to go! 🛍️👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems"

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  The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'guest room mattress curse' strikes again! It's like they're on their best behavior until you actually have to spend a night on them. 😂💤 #GuestRoomStruggles"

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  AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

  Commentary:
  "Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"

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  Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Listen up, folks! 💡 Why make all the mistakes in the world when you can simply borrow others'? It's like fast-tracking your way to wisdom without the extra bruises and embarrassing moments! 🚀🤭 Keep your ego in check and observe – it's the shortcut to a smooth ride through life! 🌟🚗"

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  It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of marriage – where the rose-tinted glasses turn into magnifying glasses 🔍! It's like a magical transformation from Prince Charming to Captain Grumpy Pants 🤷‍♂️. Who said 'till death do us part' was going to feel like eternal sunshine? ☀️💍"

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  I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

  Commentary:
  Hamsters: those cute little masterminds of household chaos! 🐹😱💥

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  Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

  Commentary:
  "Watching a movie with someone who narrates the entire plot like they're auditioning for an audio book can definitely be a test of patience. 🙄 But hey, when I add my insightful commentary, it's basically like I'm providing a director's cut commentary track! 🍿😂 Who knew my witty jokes could be the secret ingredient to the ultimate movie-watching experience? 🌟📽️ #SnarkyCinephile"

Witty experience quotes

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  Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that the ultimate comedy plot twist? 😂 It's like watching a hilarious blooper reel while the actual script leaves you scratching your head. 🤔 Who knew that laughter could have a mind of its own and steal the show from the punchline? 🎭 Just goes to show that sometimes the best humor is the unexpected kind! 😄

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  When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

  Commentary:
  "Judging a good doctor by their waiting room Wi-Fi? Well, looks like the real key to a strong patient-doctor relationship is a solid connection! 📶💉 Who knew your internet speed could be a vital sign too? 🤣 #DoctorApprovedInternet"

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  That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'Will I ever escape this piece of clothing?' dilemma – the struggle is real, my friend! 🙈 Always remember, fashion may be tricky to put on, but getting out of it is a whole different story! 💃😄"

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  We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your family vacation was more of a “tanic” experience than a Titanic one! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like your kids were the real-life drama queens and kings on this trip. Next time, maybe pack some extra patience and earplugs! 😉🌴

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  It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

  Commentary:
  Family vacations: the perfect blend of love, chaos, and questionable decisions. 🌴🚗😅 So if you haven't sworn off family trips at least once, are you even doing it right? 😂 #FamilyBondingAtItsFinest

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  You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

  Commentary:
  "Discovering your leg strength through the art of hotel bedsheet acrobatics! 💪🛏️ Who knew making the bed could also be a workout routine? 😂 #HotelLifeGoals"

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  Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

  Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

  Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂"

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  Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of hoping you don't spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time 🦈🏖️ Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!"

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  Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

  Commentary:
  "Experience is like a surprise gift you never knew you wanted 🎁😅 If life throws you a curveball instead of a home run, just remember – you're gaining valuable experience points along the way! ⚾️🌟"

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  If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

  Commentary:
  "Words of wisdom: Never go clothes shopping when you're naked… unless you want to see some alarmed store clerks and potentially end up on a reality show 🛒👗😱 #FashionEmergency"