New funny experience quotes

• You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

• Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

• They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

• My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

• My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

• Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

• No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

• Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

• I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

• Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Top funny experience quotes

• Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

• Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

• After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

• In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

• I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

• This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

• Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

• Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

• I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

• Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Popular funny experience quotes

• Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

• They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

• The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

• Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

• Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

• We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

• Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

• Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

• It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

• By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

More funny experience quotes

• Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

• Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

• I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

• Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

• If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

• The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Witty experience quotes

• The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

• Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

• That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

• I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

• I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

• Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

• If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

• Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

• Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

• Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Funny experience quotes remind us that while experience makes us wiser 🧠, it also leaves us with plenty of cringe-worthy memories 😂. Whether it’s job fails 💼, travel mishaps ✈️, or personal disasters 📝, experience provides endless comedy gold 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s earned their wisdom one hilarious blunder at a time 🙃. So embrace the mistakes, laugh at the lessons, and enjoy the comedy that comes with every life experience 🤪!