50+ Funny Experience Quotes That Prove Learning The Hard Way Is The Funniest Way

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• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

• I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

• Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

• If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

• The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

• The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

• Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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• That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

• I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

• I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

• Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

• If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

• Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

• Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

• Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

• It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

• Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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• In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

• Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

• I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

• Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

• It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

• Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

• When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

• Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

• The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

• The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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• You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

• Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

• This year felt like being awake during surgery.

• “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

• You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

• Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

• “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

• Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

• The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

• Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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• Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

• They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

• Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

• A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

• Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

• They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

• If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

• “Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

• You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

• Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Funny experience quotes remind us that while experience makes us wiser 🧠, it also leaves us with plenty of cringe-worthy memories 😂. Whether it’s job fails 💼, travel mishaps ✈️, or personal disasters 📝, experience provides endless comedy gold 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s earned their wisdom one hilarious blunder at a time 🙃. So embrace the mistakes, laugh at the lessons, and enjoy the comedy that comes with every life experience 🤪!