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  • I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

    Commentary:
    “Well, that’s one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂”

  • I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

    Commentary:
    “At this rate, my next diploma should be in ‘Life Lesson Mastery 101’! 🎓🤣📚”

  • Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

    Commentary:
    “Sure! I’ve heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽”

  • If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the timeless wisdom of college life – where painful lessons are learned both in and out of the classroom! 🌶️🎓 Remember, folks: knowledge is power, and pepper spray is just a temporary inconvenience! 😅 #CollegeLifeLessons

  • Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

    Commentary:
    “Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of ‘Guess That Body Signal’ with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems”

  • Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the sweet serendipity of life’s DJ spinning your jam without you even asking for it! 🎵🎉 It’s like the universe saying, “Surprise! Here’s your favorite tune on the house!” 🎶🎁 Who needs a playlist when you have cosmic music playin’ tricks on ya? 🌌🎧 #MusicalMagic

  • Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

    Commentary:
    Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with ‘Closer’ was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂

  • It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of “self” in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant “staff-assisted” checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

  • Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

    Commentary:
    “Grocery shopping while hungry is like a game of ‘Will I regret this later?’ 😂 It’s the online shopping equivalent of hitting ‘Add to Cart’ without checking the price tag after a few too many cocktails! 🛒🍔🍟”

  • In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

    Commentary:
    🎳🥞 “Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It’s all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you’ll strike gold (or at least brunch).” 🎳🥞

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