New funny fashion quotes

• My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

• Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

• Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

• My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

• Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

• Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

• It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

• Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

• “Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

• By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Top funny fashion quotes

• Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

• wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

• Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

• Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

• Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

• A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

• Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

• It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

• We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

• I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Popular funny fashion quotes

• Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

• All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

• I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

• My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

• I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

• If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

• Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

• Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

• I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

More funny fashion quotes

• Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

• Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

• Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

• I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

• As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

• I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

• Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

• Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

• Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

• Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Witty fashion quotes

• Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

• Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

• The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

• For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

• Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

• Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

• “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

• I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

• I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Funny fashion quotes remind us that while fashion is supposed to be glamorous ✨, it’s often pure comedy behind the scenes 🤣. Whether it’s awkward fits, matching fails, or outfits we thought were iconic (but really weren’t) 🙃, fashion keeps us humble and laughing. These quotes are perfect for anyone who has looked back at old photos and thought, “What was I wearing?!” 😂. So embrace the bold choices, laugh at the trends, and enjoy the never-ending fashion comedy show 🤪!