New funny fashion quotes

• Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

• People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

• Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

• I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

• My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

• I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

• If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

• Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

• Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Top funny fashion quotes

• I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

• Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

• Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

• Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

• I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

• As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

• I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

• Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

• Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

• Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Popular funny fashion quotes

• Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

• Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

• Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

• The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

• For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

• Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

• Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

• “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

• I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

More funny fashion quotes

• I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

• Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

• I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

• Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

• I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

• If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

• It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

• I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

• Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

• I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Witty fashion quotes

• Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

• Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

• Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

• Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

• A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

• Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

• Being weird never goes out of style.

• Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

• I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

• I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Funny fashion quotes remind us that while fashion is supposed to be glamorous ✨, it’s often pure comedy behind the scenes 🤣. Whether it’s awkward fits, matching fails, or outfits we thought were iconic (but really weren’t) 🙃, fashion keeps us humble and laughing. These quotes are perfect for anyone who has looked back at old photos and thought, “What was I wearing?!” 😂. So embrace the bold choices, laugh at the trends, and enjoy the never-ending fashion comedy show 🤪!