173 funny fashion quotes - Wordgag

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

May 30, 2026

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

May 30, 2026

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

May 30, 2026

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

May 30, 2026

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

May 30, 2026

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

May 30, 2026

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

May 30, 2026

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

May 30, 2026

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

May 30, 2026

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

May 30, 2026

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

May 30, 2026

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

May 29, 2026

I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

May 29, 2026

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

May 29, 2026

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

May 29, 2026

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

May 29, 2026

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

May 29, 2026

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

May 29, 2026

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

May 29, 2026

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

May 29, 2026

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

May 29, 2026

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

May 29, 2026

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

May 29, 2026

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

May 29, 2026

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

May 29, 2026

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

May 28, 2026

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

May 28, 2026

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

May 28, 2026

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

May 28, 2026

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

May 28, 2026

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

May 28, 2026

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

May 28, 2026

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

May 28, 2026

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

May 28, 2026

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

May 28, 2026

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

May 28, 2026

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

May 28, 2026

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

May 28, 2026

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

May 28, 2026

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

May 28, 2026