New funny feel quotes

• Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

• Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

• I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

• I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

• Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

• I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

• I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

• If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

• I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

• So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Top funny feel quotes

• Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

• If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

• Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

• It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

• Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

• Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

• The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

• Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

• I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

• They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Popular funny feel quotes

• Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

• I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

• Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

• Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

• Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

• Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

• Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

• My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

• Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

• If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

More funny feel quotes

• Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

• The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

• It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

• You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

• I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

• I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

• I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

• “Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

• Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

• I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Witty feel quotes

• What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

• Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

• Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

• Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

• Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

• Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

• Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

• Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

• I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Funny feel quotes remind us that sometimes our feelings make zero sense — and that’s exactly why they’re so entertaining 🤣. Whether it’s getting too excited over tiny wins 🏆, taking things way too personally 🧠, or crying at random commercials 🐶, emotions keep us laughing through the chaos. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever thought, “Why am I like this?” 🙃. So embrace the feels, laugh at the drama, and enjoy the emotional circus happening inside your head 🤪!