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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
219 Funny feel quotes
Pretending you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.
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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.
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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows! 🍂🧥😊
I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
They should invent a day where I feel normal.
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When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! 🦄📅
Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.
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Bat signal: Go, my flying minions! Release your inner Batman, but keep it spooky! 🦇🏰😂
I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.
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When you finally find that "adultier" adult, let me know! 🕵️♂️🔍😂
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.
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"Ah yes, just dropped a 'furthermore' in my email and instantly transformed into a keyboard wizard 🧙♂️✨✍️"