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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
223 Funny feel quotes
Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult.
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Why go to therapy when you can just grab a pint? 🍦🛋️😄
My problem is that, as soon as it starts raining, I feel like the day should be canceled.
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Looks like Mother Nature hit snooze on the weather alarm ⏰🌧️😴
I feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept, but each time I sleep, I don’t sleep that sleep.
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Looks like I'm chasing sleep levels like a gamer stuck on level 1! 🎮💤😴
When I say I feel like Barbie, I mean my hip is making a clicking sound.
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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
Pretending you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.
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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.
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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows! 🍂🧥😊
I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
They should invent a day where I feel normal.
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When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! 🦄📅