50+ Funny Fun Activity Quotes That Turn Every Hobby Into A Comedy Show

New funny fun activity quotes

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  Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

  Commentary:
  Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿

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  I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

  Commentary:
  "I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"

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  Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

  Commentary:
  Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨‍⚖️😂

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  Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a delicious plan! 🎂 Why not turn every day into a cake-hunting holiday? Let's celebrate some stranger's birthday calories! 🎉😂

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  Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

  Commentary:
  Friday: when your energy is still intact and your bad dance moves are only mildly questionable 🎉🕺💃.

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  Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

  Commentary:
  Grocery lists are like boomerangs; mine just never come back! 🍌📝🛒

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  I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"

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  I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

  Commentary:
  Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! 🏊‍♂️ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you'd have to master. 💪 Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! 🥔 #SpudtasticAdventure

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  Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? 💁‍♀️🛍️ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! 💃💳 #ShoppingHeals"

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  I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of PDA – the perfect blend of affection and causing a stir! 😘💋🚫 Let's bring back the butterflies and awkward glances, because who doesn't love a good public smooch that leaves others feeling a tad flustered? Remember, a little discomfort never hurt anyone… well, except for the unsuspecting onlookers! 😉 #MakingOutMischief

Top funny fun activity quotes

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  Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

  Commentary:
  A guy inventing jogging was probably like "Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let's add some tunes and pretend we're not dying 😂🏃🎶"

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  I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

  Commentary:
  "Back in my day, we didn't have fancy hashtags and social media trends 🧐 We just saw a pound sign and thought, 'Hey, that's a great spot for a game of tic-tac-toe!' 😂 #OldSchoolCool"

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  An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

  Commentary:
  🎉📋 Prepare yourselves for the most thrilling event of the weekend – an agenda reveal party! 🎉 Get ready to be amazed as I unveil my ambitious plans for the next few days – Netflix marathon, laundry mountain expedition, and the legendary battle against the ever-growing pile of dishes! 🍿🧺🍽️ Who needs fireworks when you have this level of excitement on the agenda? 😉 #AgendaRevealParty #WeekendGoals

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  My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your son is blowing his own horn – literally! 🎺🎶 Embrace the sound of his musical journey this holiday season as he hits those high notes and occasional squeaks. It's a symphony of beauty and annoyance all wrapped up in one festive package! 🎄🎁 #HolidayHarmonies

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  My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs accurate dinosaur knowledge when you've got a built-in corrector at home? 🦖👩‍🔬 Let the misidentification games begin! 🤭 #DadJokes #ParentingWin"

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  If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

  Commentary:
  "Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let's give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can't be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots"

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  Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"

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  Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a special occasion when you can just dress up for laundry day every day, am I right? 💁‍♀️🧺 #AlwaysReadyForSomeSudsAndSpins"

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  Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"

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  I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

  Commentary:
  "I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"

Popular funny fun activity quotes

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  Netflix & by yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night 🍿📺 Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? 😂 #NetflixAndChillByMyself"

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  When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"

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  Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! 🦈🏖️ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"

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  There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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  I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a motivational coach when you've got a peer pressure squad standing by? 😂👯‍♂️ Just remember, choose your peer pressure pals wisely – might end up trying skydiving or eating exotic foods before you know it! 🪂🍜"

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  You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're ready to take the 'mug' in 'mugshot' a bit too literally! 🤪📸 Time to show the world our 'arresting' personalities, eh? 😂 #UnhingedAndProud"

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  When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic shopper's dilemma: when your feet are tired, but your shopping game is still going strong! 👠💸 Who needs a break when you can just slip into a new pair of fabulous shoes and keep the spree alive? It's retail therapy at its finest! 💃🛍️ #ShoeObsession"

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  If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of date planning with a time limit! 🕒 How about we start with breakfast in Paris, lunch in Tokyo, and wrap it up with dinner under the stars in the Maldives? 🥐🍣🌌 Don't worry, we'll have fast transportation and even faster wit to match! 💫😉"

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  The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

  Commentary:
  "Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."

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  At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"

More funny fun activity quotes

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  Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mid-life crisis decision! Who needs a fancy sports car when you can gracefully vault over walls and leap across rooftops, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember to stretch those creaky joints before attempting any daring stunts! 😅 #MidlifeParkourGoals"

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  Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ancient art of basketball spin to unlock the mysteries of dating 🏀💕 Who knew finding love was just a stylish finger move away? 😉 Just remember to keep your balance – in both basketball and relationships! 🔄 #RelationshipGoals"

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  My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your insurance company is pitching a real "in-tents" policy! 🏕️🙈 Remember folks, when it comes to camping, don't let your insurance leave you out in the cold… or out of the tent! 😂 #CampersNightmare

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  I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

  Commentary:
  "Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"

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  Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵‍♂️👰"

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  Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals

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  I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

  Commentary:
  Who needs a wild night out when you can get the excitement of scoring a great deal on avocados at the grocery store? 🥑🛒 Forget about dancing the night away, I'm ready to stroll down the aisles in style! Meet me at the produce section, it's where all the real action is happening. 🤣 #GroceryShoppingGoals

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  Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern way to stargaze 🌌📱! Who needs constellations when you have YouTube, right? 🌟📺 #TechSavvyKids #StarryScreenTime"

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  A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

  Commentary:
  "Well, a true gentleman knows that good manners apply even when dealing with vending machines! 🎩💼 Don't want those snacks to get stuck in a twist now, do we? 😂 #VendingMachineEtiquette"

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  Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌

Witty fun activity quotes

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  Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"

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  I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Fitbit when you have a passport to keep tabs on? Passport-checking: the latest travel workout trend! 💼✈️😂"

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  I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the onesome turned into a twosome real quick! 😂💕 Who knew catching feelings could be so contagious?"

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  Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

  Commentary:
  "Playdates: the ultimate guilt trip for parents who just wanted a peaceful Saturday but end up in a cleaning frenzy instead. 🤦‍♂️🧹 #ParentingStruggles"

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  For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"

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  Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of hoping you don't spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time 🦈🏖️ Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!"

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  Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic parental strategy of letting your kids marinate in confusion and cornstalks a bit longer. 🌽😂 Nothing builds character like a good old corn maze adventure! Just don't forget to pack some snacks and a map (or GPS… just saying)! 🗺️ #LostAndFoundInACornMaze"

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  Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs small talk when you have reverse cowgirl? 🤠😉 Let your hips do the talking on that awkward first date! 💃🕺 #CowgirlConfessions"

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  I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"

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  When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs New Year's resolutions when you can just opt for the cozy, bear-inspired lifestyle of hibernation? 🐻💤 Just don't forget to stock up on snacks before you tuck in for the winter nap! 🍯😋 #HibernateLikeABoss"