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  • If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

    Commentary:
    “Guess it’s God’s way of saying, ‘Have fun while you’re at it!’ 😂🌟🍑”

  • It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

    Commentary:
    “Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro”

  • I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more ‘inspiration’!” 🍻😂

  • If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

    Commentary:
    “Catch ’em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops”

  • Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

    Commentary:
    “When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂”

  • Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

    Commentary:
    “Saturdays: the ultimate ‘choose your own adventure’ day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, ‘Look busy while doing nothing!’ 🍕📺”

  • No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs romance when Mother Nature’s swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞”

  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

    Commentary:
    “Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting”

  • Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

    Commentary:
    “When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the ‘Pizza Lifting Olympics’?!”

  • If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

    Commentary:
    “When the bartender starts looking like Simon Cowell, you know it’s time to hit the stage! 🎤🍻😂”

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