50+ Funny Idea Quotes That Prove Brilliant Plans Usually Start With Bad Ones

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• I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

• There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

• Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

• Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

• The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

• I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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• Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

• “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

• I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

• Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

• If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

• I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

• I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

• I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

• I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

• I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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• Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

• I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

• She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

• Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

• Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

• That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

• I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

• I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

• They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

• Date night idea: fight another couple.

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• Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

• They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

• A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

• There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

• First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

• A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

• Human hibernation should be a thing.

• My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

• First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

• There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Witty idea quotes

• They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

• It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

• I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

• God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

• They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

• We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

• Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

• Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

• Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

• Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Funny idea quotes remind us that while ideas are exciting 💡, they often come with unexpected twists, turns, and plenty of laughs 😂. Whether it’s group projects that spiral out of control 📝, DIY disasters 🔧, or business schemes that sounded way better in theory 🤣, ideas give us stories we’ll laugh about for years. These quotes are perfect for anyone who proudly owns at least a few “what was I thinking?” moments 🙃. So embrace the brainstorms, laugh at the outcomes, and enjoy the comedy that comes with every new idea 🤪!