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Well, that's one way to get your earful of adventure! 📚👂😄
147 Funny idea quotes
Ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument.
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Liking my own texts during an argument: because sometimes, you just have to be your own biggest fan! 😂👍💬
Officer, I had no idea I was even driving.
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"When autopilot goes rogue 😂🚗🤖"
Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.
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Sending this text is like mixing both astrology and strategy into a single message—call it "ex-ceptional planning" 🤔🎂💌
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.
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Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀
App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.
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A modern-day court of love where memes are the jury! 😂💔📱
Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.
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When life gives you meltdowns, demand a pizza with extra cheese 🍕🧀😂