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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Trending via YouTube:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Going viral on Twitch:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Going viral on Instagram:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Funny idea quotes celebrate those moments when our “brilliant” ideas turn into complete chaos! 😅💡 Whether it’s a questionable DIY project, an overambitious plan, or just that time you thought something would be easier than it actually was, these quotes remind us that even the most ridiculous ideas can lead to hilarious outcomes. Here’s to embracing our creative mishaps! 😂🎨🤦‍♂️

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1 week ago
Share →: I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Commentary:
Adulthood: where you've got a lotion for every motion! 🧴😅
1 week ago
Share →: I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Commentary:
😂🏋️‍♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙‍♀️💦
2 weeks ago
Share →: First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Commentary:
"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"
2 weeks ago
Share →: There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷‍♂️"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Commentary:
"Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"
1 month ago
Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Commentary:
"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"
1 month ago
Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Blink if you want me!

Going viral on Threads:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Just shared via Instagram:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Going viral on Twitch:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Just shared via TikTok:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Just shared via Instagram:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Just landed via YouTube:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Just landed via X:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Making waves on Messenger:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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