New funny laziness quotes

• How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

• Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

• I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

• My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

• I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

• I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

• The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

• I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

• All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Top funny laziness quotes

• When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

• “Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

• The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

• Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

• “I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

• My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

• My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

• Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

• I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Popular funny laziness quotes

• The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

• I want this laziness removed from my body.

• I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

• My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

• People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

• Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

• I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

• My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

• Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

More funny laziness quotes

• Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

• Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

• It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

• Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

• My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

• If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

• Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

• I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

• Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

• It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Witty laziness quotes

• “Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

• Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

• My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

• Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

• Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

• How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

• I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Funny laziness quotes remind us that while hard work pays off, laziness is just so much more fun 🤣. Whether it’s pretending your to-do list doesn’t exist 📝, inventing “shortcuts” that take even longer 🔄, or proudly calling it “energy conservation” 🙃, laziness keeps life entertaining. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s turned procrastination into an art form 🤪. So embrace the comfy couch, laugh at the excuses, and enjoy the comedy of being delightfully lazy 😂!