108 Funny laziness quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

  Commentary:
  Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

  Commentary:
  Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony 🦗🛏️😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

  Commentary:
  I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

  Commentary:
  Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger

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  6 days ago

  Share →: How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

  Commentary:
  Me trying to get out of bed is like a sloth attempting a sprint 🛌🏃‍♂️💤

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  7 days ago

  Share →: We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so committed to being cozy, you put the weather on mute! 😂🛋️🌞 #BlanketLife"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

  Commentary:
  "Every morning is like hitting the snooze button on life! 😂😴☕️"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

  Commentary:
  "Living that wild Friday life: horizontal and in full starfish glory! 🌟🛌✨"

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