New funny party quotes

• Don’t study, get slutty!

• Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

• My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

• They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

• People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

• Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

• Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

• “Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

• Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

• I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Top funny party quotes

• The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

• They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

• When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

• Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

• Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

• If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

• I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

• At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

• What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Popular funny party quotes

• Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

• If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

• My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

• Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

• We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

• Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

• I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

• Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

• Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

• Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

More funny party quotes

• Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

• Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

• My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

• I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

• If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

• The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

• Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

• Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

• My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

• I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Witty party quotes

• Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

• Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

• If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

• Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

• Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

• You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

• Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

• Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

• I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

• It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Funny party quotes remind us that while parties are meant to be fun 🎉, they also deliver some of our best (and most embarrassing) stories 🤣. Whether it’s awkward small talk 🗣️, epic snack table fails 🍕, or wild dance floor moments 💃, every party has its share of comedy gold. These quotes are perfect for anyone who knows that behind every great party is a pile of hilarious memories 🙃. So grab your drink, hit the dance floor, and enjoy the never-ending comedy of party life 🤪!