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This logic checks out, right? Math was never my strong suit! 🍻🤔🤣
Tag Archives: 137 Funny party quotes
Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 Instagrams, cause I’m an alcoholic, not a hoe.
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Guess I left the club with more drinks than digits 😂🍹 #PartyPriorities
One firework is enough to get the point across.
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Looks like we’re sticking to the ‘less boom, more wow’ philosophy! 🎇😅
Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.
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"Turning 'party pooper' into a whole new experience! 🎉🔋😅"
I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.
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Why invite anyone else when you can surprise yourself multiple times a day? 🎉🤔🙃
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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I can't wait for the bark-mitzvah next! 🎉🐶💥
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.
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Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.
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Ready to party… from the comfort of my favorite chair! 🪑😄
Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee.
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Living proof that typos find me funnier than other people's texts.