New funny snack quotes

• I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

• My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

• Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

• I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

• The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

• It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

• It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

• Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

• Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

• My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Top funny snack quotes

• Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

• Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

• My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

• Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

• Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

• Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

• Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

• I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Popular funny snack quotes

• As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

• Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

• Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

• All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

• Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

• It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

• When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

More funny snack quotes

• Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

• Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

• I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

• Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

• A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

• If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

• It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

• If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

• Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Witty snack quotes

• I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

• Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

• The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

• A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

• I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

• Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

• Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

• It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

• I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

• Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Funny snack quotes remind us that while snacks are meant to be small 🍫, they often spiral into hilarious feasts 🤣. Whether it’s late-night munchies 🌙, secret snack stashes 🧺, or calling snacks a “light dinner” 🙃, these little treats fuel endless comedy. These quotes are perfect for anyone who proudly believes there’s no wrong time for a snack 🤪. So grab your favorite treat, embrace the cravings, and enjoy the funny (and tasty) world of snacking 😂!